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    Monday, November 28, 2005
      ABC 33/40 E-WARN: Tornado Watch Outline Update

    From ABC 33/40 E-Warn:
    WOUS64 KWNS 282103
    WOU4

    TORNADO WATCH OUTLINE UPDATE FOR WT 884
    NWS STORM PREDICTION CENTER NORMAN OK
    303 PM CST MON NOV 28 2005

    TORNADO WATCH 884 REMAINS IN EFFECT UNTIL 600 PM CST FOR THE
    FOLLOWING LOCATIONS

    ALC001-005-007-009-011-013-015-017-019-021-027-029-031-035-037-
    039-041-043-045-047-049-051-053-055-057-061-063-065-067-069-071-
    073-081-085-087-089-091-095-099-101-103-105-109-111-113-115-117-
    121-123-125-127-131-133-290000-
    /O.CON.KWNS.TO.A.0884.000000T0000Z-051129T0000Z/

    AL
    . ALABAMA COUNTIES INCLUDED ARE

    AUTAUGA BARBOUR BIBB
    BLOUNT BULLOCK BUTLER
    CALHOUN CHAMBERS CHEROKEE
    CHILTON CLAY CLEBURNE
    COFFEE CONECUH COOSA
    COVINGTON CRENSHAW CULLMAN
    DALE DALLAS DEKALB
    ELMORE ESCAMBIA ETOWAH
    FAYETTE GENEVA GREENE
    HALE HENRY HOUSTON
    JACKSON JEFFERSON LEE
    LOWNDES MACON MADISON
    MARENGO MARSHALL MONROE
    MONTGOMERY MORGAN PERRY
    PIKE RANDOLPH RUSSELL
    ST. CLAIR SHELBY TALLADEGA
    TALLAPOOSA TUSCALOOSA WALKER
    WILCOX WINSTON
    $$

    FLC005-033-059-063-091-113-131-133-290000-
    /O.CON.KWNS.TO.A.0884.000000T0000Z-051129T0000Z/

    FL
    . FLORIDA COUNTIES INCLUDED ARE

    BAY ESCAMBIA HOLMES
    JACKSON OKALOOSA SANTA ROSA
    WALTON WASHINGTON
    $$

    GMZ655-750-290000-
    /O.CON.KWNS.TO.A.0884.000000T0000Z-051129T0000Z/

    CW

    . ADJACENT COASTAL WATERS INCLUDED ARE

    COASTAL WATERS FROM DESTIN TO PENSACOLA FL OUT 20 NM

    COASTAL WATERS FROM APALACHICOLA TO DESTIN FL OUT TO 20 NM

    $$

    ATTN...WFO...BMX...MOB...TAE...HUN...
    WWWW

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      ABC 33/40 E-WARN: Tornado Warning

    From ABC 33/40 E-Warn:
    WFUS54 KBMX 281934
    TORBMX
    ALC127-282015-
    /O.NEW.KBMX.TO.W.0167.051128T1933Z-051128T2015Z/

    BULLETIN - EAS ACTIVATION REQUESTED
    TORNADO WARNING
    NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE BIRMINGHAM AL
    133 PM CST MON NOV 28 2005

    THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN BIRMINGHAM HAS ISSUED A

    * TORNADO WARNING FOR...
    WALKER COUNTY IN CENTRAL ALABAMA
    THIS INCLUDES THE AREAS OF...JASPER...CORDOVA

    * UNTIL 215 PM CST

    * AT 130 PM CST...NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE DOPPLER RADAR INDICATED A
    SEVERE THUNDERSTORM CAPABLE OF PRODUCING A TORNADO NEAR CORDOVA...
    MOVING NORTHEAST AT 35 MPH.

    ANOTHER THUNDERSTORM CAPABLE OF PRODUCING A TORNADO NEAR
    TUTWILER...MOVING NORTHEAST AT 35 MPH.

    * OTHER LOCATIONS IN THE WARNING INCLUDE BUT ARE NOT LIMITED TO
    SIPSEY AND CURRY.

    THE SAFEST PLACE TO BE DURING A TORNADO IS IN A BASEMENT. GET UNDER A
    WORKBENCH OR OTHER PIECE OF STURDY FURNITURE. IF NO BASEMENT IS
    AVAILABLE...SEEK SHELTER ON THE LOWEST FLOOR OF THE BUILDING IN AN
    INTERIOR HALLWAY OR ROOM SUCH AS A CLOSET. USE BLANKETS OR PILLOWS TO
    COVER YOUR BODY AND ALWAYS STAY AWAY FROM WINDOWS.

    IF IN MOBILE HOMES OR VEHICLES...EVACUATE THEM AND GET INSIDE A
    SUBSTANTIAL SHELTER. IF NO SHELTER IS AVAILABLE...LIE FLAT IN THE
    NEAREST DITCH OR OTHER LOW SPOT AND COVER YOUR HEAD WITH YOUR HANDS.

    A TORNADO WATCH REMAINS IN EFFECT UNTIL 600 PM CST MONDAY EVENING FOR
    ALABAMA.

    TO REPORT SEVERE WEATHER...
    CALL 1-800-856-0758.

    LAT...LON 3377 8751 3360 8730 3353 8728 3383 8699
    3398 8721

    $$

    WWWW

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      ABC 33/40 E-WARN: Tornado Watch Outline Update

    From ABC 33/40 E-Warn:
    WOUS64 KWNS 281903
    WOU4

    TORNADO WATCH OUTLINE UPDATE FOR WT 884
    NWS STORM PREDICTION CENTER NORMAN OK
    103 PM CST MON NOV 28 2005

    TORNADO WATCH 884 REMAINS IN EFFECT UNTIL 600 PM CST FOR THE
    FOLLOWING LOCATIONS

    ALC001-003-005-007-009-011-013-015-017-019-021-025-027-029-031-
    035-037-039-041-043-045-047-049-051-053-055-057-061-063-065-067-
    069-071-073-079-081-083-085-087-089-091-095-099-101-103-105-109-
    111-113-115-117-121-123-125-127-131-133-290000-
    /O.CON.KWNS.TO.A.0884.000000T0000Z-051129T0000Z/

    AL
    . ALABAMA COUNTIES INCLUDED ARE

    AUTAUGA BALDWIN BARBOUR
    BIBB BLOUNT BULLOCK
    BUTLER CALHOUN CHAMBERS
    CHEROKEE CHILTON CLARKE
    CLAY CLEBURNE COFFEE
    CONECUH COOSA COVINGTON
    CRENSHAW CULLMAN DALE
    DALLAS DEKALB ELMORE
    ESCAMBIA ETOWAH FAYETTE
    GENEVA GREENE HALE
    HENRY HOUSTON JACKSON
    JEFFERSON LAWRENCE LEE
    LIMESTONE LOWNDES MACON
    MADISON MARENGO MARSHALL
    MONROE MONTGOMERY MORGAN
    PERRY PIKE RANDOLPH
    RUSSELL ST. CLAIR SHELBY
    TALLADEGA TALLAPOOSA TUSCALOOSA
    WALKER WILCOX WINSTON
    $$

    FLC005-033-059-063-091-113-131-133-290000-
    /O.CON.KWNS.TO.A.0884.000000T0000Z-051129T0000Z/

    FL
    . FLORIDA COUNTIES INCLUDED ARE

    BAY ESCAMBIA HOLMES
    JACKSON OKALOOSA SANTA ROSA
    WALTON WASHINGTON
    $$

    GMZ655-750-290000-
    /O.CON.KWNS.TO.A.0884.000000T0000Z-051129T0000Z/

    CW

    . ADJACENT COASTAL WATERS INCLUDED ARE

    COASTAL WATERS FROM DESTIN TO PENSACOLA FL OUT 20 NM

    COASTAL WATERS FROM APALACHICOLA TO DESTIN FL OUT TO 20 NM

    $$

    ATTN...WFO...BMX...MOB...TAE...HUN...

    WWWW

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      ABC 33/40 E-WARN: Tornado Watch Outline Update

    From ABC 33/40 E-Warn:
    WOUS64 KWNS 281551
    WOU4

    BULLETIN - IMMEDIATE BROADCAST REQUESTED
    TORNADO WATCH OUTLINE UPDATE FOR WT 884
    NWS STORM PREDICTION CENTER NORMAN OK
    955 AM CST MON NOV 28 2005

    TORNADO WATCH 884 IS IN EFFECT UNTIL 600 PM CST FOR THE
    FOLLOWING LOCATIONS

    ALC001-003-005-007-009-011-013-015-017-019-021-023-025-027-029-
    031-033-035-037-039-041-043-045-047-049-051-053-055-057-059-061-
    063-065-067-069-071-073-075-077-079-081-083-085-087-089-091-093-
    095-097-099-101-103-105-107-109-111-113-115-117-119-121-123-125-
    127-129-131-133-290000-
    /O.NEW.KWNS.TO.A.0884.051128T1555Z-051129T0000Z/

    AL
    . ALABAMA COUNTIES INCLUDED ARE

    AUTAUGA BALDWIN BARBOUR
    BIBB BLOUNT BULLOCK
    BUTLER CALHOUN CHAMBERS
    CHEROKEE CHILTON CHOCTAW
    CLARKE CLAY CLEBURNE
    COFFEE COLBERT CONECUH
    COOSA COVINGTON CRENSHAW
    CULLMAN DALE DALLAS
    DEKALB ELMORE ESCAMBIA
    ETOWAH FAYETTE FRANKLIN
    GENEVA GREENE HALE
    HENRY HOUSTON JACKSON
    JEFFERSON LAMAR LAUDERDALE
    LAWRENCE LEE LIMESTONE
    LOWNDES MACON MADISON
    MARENGO MARION MARSHALL
    MOBILE MONROE MONTGOMERY
    MORGAN PERRY PICKENS
    PIKE RANDOLPH RUSSELL
    SHELBY ST. CLAIR SUMTER
    TALLADEGA TALLAPOOSA TUSCALOOSA
    WALKER WASHINGTON WILCOX
    WINSTON
    $$

    FLC005-033-059-063-091-113-131-133-290000-
    /O.NEW.KWNS.TO.A.0884.051128T1555Z-051129T0000Z/

    FL
    . FLORIDA COUNTIES INCLUDED ARE

    BAY ESCAMBIA HOLMES
    JACKSON OKALOOSA SANTA ROSA
    WALTON WASHINGTON
    $$

    GMZ630-650-655-750-290000-
    /O.NEW.KWNS.TO.A.0884.051128T1555Z-051129T0000Z/

    CW

    . ADJACENT COASTAL WATERS INCLUDED ARE

    MOBILE BAY

    COASTAL WATERS FROM PENSACOLA FL TO PASCAGOULA MS OUT 20 NM

    COASTAL WATERS FROM DESTIN TO PENSACOLA FL OUT 20 NM

    COASTAL WATERS FROM APALACHICOLA TO DESTIN FL OUT TO 20 NM

    $$
    ATTN...WFO...BMX...TAE...MOB...HUN...
    WWWW

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    Sunday, November 27, 2005
     
    CleanUp!

    On a Windows machine that's not too old, I ran CleanUp and freed over 232 megs. That's probably not all that much in the grand scheme of things, but I likes to have all that's mine.
     

     
    Free60 - Linux on your Xbox360 Project

    In an earlier blog, I posted about the new XBox360s crashing. Well, here's the fix.
     

     
    Accept Jesus Christ and Get a Free Playstation 2

    From Landoverbaptist.org:



    Here is what you need to do to get your free Play Station 2:

    1. Tell Jesus that you hate your parents, and that you'd rather have Him for your Daddy. Ask Him to forgive your sins, and cover you with His blood (you'll see plenty of that splattered across your TV when you play your complimentary Grand Theft Auto 3 game!).

    2. Find one of your Mom or Dad's credit cards (a blank check is even better!)

    3. Call our church office and we will provide you with simple instructions on how to use your parents' credit card to charge a love offering over the phone. Don't worry if you can't find a credit card. We can teach you how to use one of your daddy's checks to do an automatic draft withdrawal (which will get you free shipping and an extra game disk!)

    Please note: If your parents ask you where you got your new PlayStation 2, just tell them that your Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ, delivered it to you via the U.S. Postal Service in exchange for your soul.
     

    Saturday, November 26, 2005
     
    Noriyuki 'Pat' Morita died at the age of 73.

    From the Washington Post:

    "Noriyuki "Pat" Morita, 73, whose portrayal of the wise and sly master teacher in "The Karate Kid" earned him an Oscar nomination, died Nov. 24 at his home in Las Vegas."
     

    Friday, November 25, 2005
     
    I have no idea.
     

    Thursday, November 24, 2005
     
    Myth: Eating turkey makes you sleepy.

    According to National Geographic News eating turkey does not make you sleepy. Tryptophan, while possibly an "aid in the treatment of depression and multiple sclerosis," does not make you sleepy if you eat it in a meal. Now, purified tryptophan can be a "mild sleep-inducing agent." But it doesn't work if it's in food. And get this; tryptophan "isn't even unusually high" in turkey. It's higher in many other foods "such as beef(.)"

    So why do so many people think eating turkey makes them sleepy? My theory is that people eat so much of it, the body tries to slow you down or shut you off a bit so it can recover. I'll be testing my theory later today.
     

    Wednesday, November 23, 2005
     
    Xbox 360 Crashing Like Mad
    Photos and Videos of Crashings

    For just $399 (plus lots more for controllers and games and such), you too can have the Microsoft Windows experience in your living room on your game console. After all these years, this is the best they can do. They can't claim the games that cause the crashes were not tested with the XBox 360. There's only so many games, and they have had plenty of time to test run each of them. And the thing is crashing before some people even get to the games part. Also, if you do a 360, you end up exactly where you started.
     

    Tuesday, November 22, 2005
     



    You can watch the video here if you want. And yes, that's his button finger.
     

    Monday, November 21, 2005
     


     

    Sunday, November 20, 2005
     
     

     
    Hey, it's cold. It sleeted today (Saturday). I guess we all need to shake that notion that we're in a cold snap. It's not a cold snap. That's just winter outside trying to get inside.

    I just got home from my friend Jon's. We watched a documentary called The Comedians of Comedy which is about Patton Oswalt, Brian Posehn, Zach Galifianakis, and Maria Bamford. There is a TV show on Comedy Central by the same name. I guess they got the idea for the show from the documentary.

    If you ever wanted to see Patton Oswalt and Brian Posehn naked (completely nude in the wild), now's your chance. Just like I did not expect the nudity, I did not expect the "movie" to be a documentary. That was just my ignorance about it. I really thought it was going to be just their comedy routines, but instead it turned out to be an extremely entertaining documentary about their comedy tour that is a lot of their routines; it's not just only their routines.

    Also, I'm pretty sure that Brian Posehn is my long, lost brother. Of course, I didn't know I had a long, lost brother until I watched the documentary. So if you're reading this, Brian, please e-mail me. We have a lot of catching up to do.
     

    Saturday, November 19, 2005
     
    Venge For The Bad Ones

    This is a not-so-hidden page on my site that contains an anti-spambot script. When the page is loaded, it generates one hundred fake e-mail address. Why? Spambots are little programs that search a website for an e-mail address. It will find this page and record all one hundred e-mail addresses. When the spammer tries to use the addresses, they'll all bounce back and hopefully, if enough people do this, flood his system.

    You can get the script here and set up your own anti-spambot page.
     

    Friday, November 18, 2005
     
    Beth Orton - Comfort of Strangers - February 2006

    Today wasn't the best of days, but finding out there's a new album coming from Beth Orton has made it better.

    Also, microwavable burritos are the greatest invention of the 20th Century. Sorry Dr. Jonas Salk, but microwavable burritos are the greatest invention of the 20th Century.
     

     
    IE View

    This lets you load webpage into IE from within Firefox.
     

    Thursday, November 17, 2005
     
    The Bush Administration, mainly Bush and Cheney, seem to want us to believe it's wrong to criticize the war and the reasoning for the war. Your criticism isn't wrong, you're just wrong for criticizing. They say it sends the wrong message to the enemy. So? Who cares what the enemy thinks?

    I don't like it when people rule by fear. Yes, there are terrorist out there who want us dead. But every time there is a political opportunity to use it, the Bush Administration seems to say the sky will fall if you don't do what they want you to do. Many people actually believed that if they voted for Kerry last election we all would die.

    And I really don't like when somebody questions something the Bush Administration has done or will do the Bush Administration starts questioning their patriotism and suggests it's just irresponsible to question and criticize. Does anybody else see what's wrong with this? Anybody else tired of the mind-games and manipulation?

    I am not saying the Bush Administration is down right evil or completely corrupt. That would be irresponsible. I am saying that there are some flawed people in it who can not see that they are flawed. Let's take the war for example. I think it happened because of one of two reasons. One is just plain ole' incompetence on the part of more than a few members of the Bush Administration. Two, and probably more likely reason why the war happened, they saw what they wanted to see and acted on it probably thinking they were acting on the best interests of America. And maybe they also thought about the best interests of more than a few business. War is good for business. Either one, they're really, really wrong right now. And they refuse to admit that and take responsibility.

    Bush just recently said the democrats in Congress knew exactly the same stuff he did. So he's basically saying the democrats were as wrong as he was and as wrong as his Administration was. But what he's saying doesn't seem like it could be true. How can Congress know as much as the President and Vice President when both men have access to classified reports that Congress doesn't even know exists? Bush also said the only person falsifying intelligence about the war was Saddam himself. Does that mean the CIA and US Government has cleared Ahmed Chalabi? I don't remember hearing anything about them doing that. And what about the falsified Italian intel about Saddam buying material for a nuclear weapon program? Did we clear the Italian source of that intel as well?

    Maybe we need to start asking how come Bush doesn't have all the facts which includes the facts on the incorrect pre-war intelligence, the CIA Valerie Plame leak, and FEMA and hand-picked Michael Brown's poor role in Katrina -- we haven't forgotten about that one. Of course, if we ask about those things, then we'd be wrong, irresponsible, and unpatriotic. And it would also send the wrong message to the enemy.
     

    Wednesday, November 16, 2005
     
    If you can read this, then you are already dead... no, wait. That's not it. If you can read this, then you can see the new blog. That means we finally finished the redesign of Under The Moon.

    If you look at yesterday's blog posts, you'll notice some weather updates. We had some severe weather last night. Now we have cold weather that's only going to get colder. Joy.

    Did you know that horseshoe crabs are not crabs? They are arthropods, which includes insects, arachnids, and crustaceans. But the horseshoe crab is neither of those. It belongs to its own class, merostomata. What does that mean? That means if you're different enough, you get your own name. Why am I going on about horseshoe crabs? No reason. Well, jh2media is working on a project that includes horseshoe crabs. And they're freaky.
     

    Tuesday, November 15, 2005
      ABC 33/40 E-WARN: Tornado Watch Outline Update

    From ABC 33/40 E-Warn:
    WOUS64 KWNS 160404
    WOU9

    TORNADO WATCH OUTLINE UPDATE FOR WT 869
    NWS STORM PREDICTION CENTER NORMAN OK
    1003 PM CST TUE NOV 15 2005

    TORNADO WATCH 869 REMAINS IN EFFECT UNTIL 1100 PM CST FOR THE
    FOLLOWING LOCATIONS

    ALC043-089-103-127-160500-
    /O.CON.KWNS.TO.A.0869.000000T0000Z-051116T0500Z/

    AL
    . ALABAMA COUNTIES INCLUDED ARE

    CULLMAN MADISON MORGAN
    WALKER
    $$

    TNC003-015-027-031-035-041-049-051-061-087-103-127-133-137-141-
    149-159-175-177-185-189-160500-
    /O.CON.KWNS.TO.A.0869.000000T0000Z-051116T0500Z/

    TN
    . TENNESSEE COUNTIES INCLUDED ARE

    BEDFORD CANNON CLAY
    COFFEE CUMBERLAND DE KALB
    FENTRESS FRANKLIN GRUNDY
    JACKSON LINCOLN MOORE
    OVERTON PICKETT PUTNAM
    RUTHERFORD SMITH VAN BUREN
    WARREN WHITE WILSON
    $$

    ATTN...WFO...HUN...BMX...OHX...
    WWWW

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      ABC 33/40 E-WARN: Severe Thunderstorm Warning

    From ABC 33/40 E-Warn:
    WUUS54 KBMX 160315
    SVRBMX
    ALC127-160400-
    /O.NEW.KBMX.SV.W.0462.051116T0314Z-051116T0400Z/

    BULLETIN - EAS ACTIVATION REQUESTED
    SEVERE THUNDERSTORM WARNING
    NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE BIRMINGHAM AL
    914 PM CST TUE NOV 15 2005

    THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN BIRMINGHAM HAS ISSUED A

    * SEVERE THUNDERSTORM WARNING FOR...
    WALKER COUNTY IN CENTRAL ALABAMA
    THIS INCLUDES THE AREAS OF...JASPER...CORDOVA

    * UNTIL 1000 PM CST

    * AT 910 PM CST...NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE DOPPLER RADAR INDICATED A
    LINE OF SEVERE THUNDERSTORMS CAPABLE OF PRODUCING DAMAGING WINDS 60
    TO 75 MPH...WHICH CAN KNOCK DOWN LIMBS AND POWER LINES...DAMAGE
    WEAK STRUCTURES...AND PUSH TRUCKS OFF THE HIGHWAY. THESE STORMS
    WERE LOCATED ALONG A LINE EXTENDING FROM 10 MILES NORTH OF
    JASPER TO OAKMAN...AND MOVING EAST AT 35 MPH.

    * OTHER LOCATIONS IN THE WARNING INCLUDE BUT ARE NOT LIMITED TO
    PARRISH...GOODSPRINGS...DORA AND SUMITON.

    A TORNADO WATCH REMAINS IN EFFECT FOR THE WARNED AREA. IF A TORNADO
    IS SPOTTED... ACT QUICKLY AND MOVE TO A PLACE OF SAFETY IN A STURDY
    STRUCTURE...SUCH AS A BASEMENT OR SMALL INTERIOR ROOM.

    IN ADDITION TO LARGE HAIL AND DAMAGING WINDS...FREQUENT CLOUD TO
    GROUND LIGHTNING IS OCCURRING WITH THIS STORM. MOVE INDOORS
    IMMEDIATELY! LIGHTNING IS ONE OF NATURES NUMBER ONE KILLERS.
    REMEMBER...IF YOU CAN HEAR THUNDER...YOU ARE CLOSE ENOUGH TO BE
    STRUCK BY LIGHTNING.

    TO REPORT SEVERE WEATHER...
    CALL 1-800-856-0758.

    LAT...LON 3400 8726 3370 8747 3353 8729 3367 8709
    3386 8691 3390 8708 3400 8711

    $$

    61

    WWWW

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      ABC 33/40 E-WARN: Tornado Watch Outline Update

    From ABC 33/40 E-Warn:
    WOUS64 KWNS 160304
    WOU9

    TORNADO WATCH OUTLINE UPDATE FOR WT 869
    NWS STORM PREDICTION CENTER NORMAN OK
    903 PM CST TUE NOV 15 2005

    TORNADO WATCH 869 REMAINS IN EFFECT UNTIL 1100 PM CST FOR THE
    FOLLOWING LOCATIONS

    ALC033-043-057-059-075-077-079-083-089-093-103-107-127-133-
    160500-
    /O.CON.KWNS.TO.A.0869.000000T0000Z-051116T0500Z/

    AL
    . ALABAMA COUNTIES INCLUDED ARE

    COLBERT CULLMAN FAYETTE
    FRANKLIN LAMAR LAUDERDALE
    LAWRENCE LIMESTONE MADISON
    MARION MORGAN PICKENS
    WALKER WINSTON
    $$

    TNC003-015-027-031-035-037-041-049-051-055-061-087-099-103-111-
    117-119-127-133-137-141-149-159-165-169-175-177-185-187-189-
    160500-
    /O.CON.KWNS.TO.A.0869.000000T0000Z-051116T0500Z/

    TN
    . TENNESSEE COUNTIES INCLUDED ARE

    BEDFORD CANNON CLAY
    COFFEE CUMBERLAND DAVIDSON
    DE KALB FENTRESS FRANKLIN
    GILES GRUNDY JACKSON
    LAWRENCE LINCOLN MACON
    MARSHALL MAURY MOORE
    OVERTON PICKETT PUTNAM
    RUTHERFORD SMITH SUMNER
    TROUSDALE VAN BUREN WARREN
    WHITE WILLIAMSON WILSON
    $$

    ATTN...WFO...HUN...BMX...OHX...

    WWWW

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      ABC 33/40 E-WARN: Tornado Watch Outline Update

    From ABC 33/40 E-Warn:
    WOUS64 KWNS 160204
    WOU9

    TORNADO WATCH OUTLINE UPDATE FOR WT 869
    NWS STORM PREDICTION CENTER NORMAN OK
    803 PM CST TUE NOV 15 2005

    TORNADO WATCH 869 REMAINS IN EFFECT UNTIL 1100 PM CST FOR THE
    FOLLOWING LOCATIONS

    ALC033-043-057-059-075-077-079-083-089-093-103-107-127-133-
    160500-
    /O.CON.KWNS.TO.A.0869.000000T0000Z-051116T0500Z/

    AL
    . ALABAMA COUNTIES INCLUDED ARE

    COLBERT CULLMAN FAYETTE
    FRANKLIN LAMAR LAUDERDALE
    LAWRENCE LIMESTONE MADISON
    MARION MORGAN PICKENS
    WALKER WINSTON
    $$

    MSC103-160500-
    /O.CON.KWNS.TO.A.0869.000000T0000Z-051116T0500Z/

    MS
    . MISSISSIPPI COUNTIES INCLUDED ARE

    NOXUBEE
    $$

    TNC003-015-027-031-035-037-041-049-051-055-061-087-099-103-111-
    117-119-127-133-137-141-149-159-165-169-175-177-185-187-189-
    160500-
    /O.CON.KWNS.TO.A.0869.000000T0000Z-051116T0500Z/

    TN
    . TENNESSEE COUNTIES INCLUDED ARE

    BEDFORD CANNON CLAY
    COFFEE CUMBERLAND DAVIDSON
    DE KALB FENTRESS FRANKLIN
    GILES GRUNDY JACKSON
    LAWRENCE LINCOLN MACON
    MARSHALL MAURY MOORE
    OVERTON PICKETT PUTNAM
    RUTHERFORD SMITH SUMNER
    TROUSDALE VAN BUREN WARREN
    WHITE WILLIAMSON WILSON
    $$

    ATTN...WFO...HUN...BMX...JAN...OHX...
    WWWW

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      ABC 33/40 E-WARN: Severe Thunderstorm Warning

    From ABC 33/40 E-Warn:
    WUUS54 KBMX 160153
    SVRBMX
    ALC127-160245-
    /O.NEW.KBMX.SV.W.0458.051116T0153Z-051116T0245Z/

    BULLETIN - EAS ACTIVATION REQUESTED
    SEVERE THUNDERSTORM WARNING
    NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE BIRMINGHAM AL
    753 PM CST TUE NOV 15 2005

    THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN BIRMINGHAM HAS ISSUED A

    * SEVERE THUNDERSTORM WARNING FOR...
    WALKER COUNTY IN CENTRAL ALABAMA
    THIS INCLUDES THE AREA OF JASPER

    * UNTIL 845 PM CST

    * AT 750 PM CST...NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE DOPPLER RADAR INDICATED A
    SEVERE THUNDERSTORM CAPABLE OF PRODUCING DAMAGING WINDS 60 TO 75
    MPH...WHICH CAN KNOCK DOWN LIMBS AND POWER LINES...DAMAGE WEAK
    STRUCTURES...AND PUSH TRUCKS OFF THE HIGHWAY. THIS STORM WAS
    LOCATED 11 MILES WEST OF JASPER...AND MOVING EAST AT 30 MPH.

    * OTHER LOCATIONS IN THE WARNING INCLUDE BUT ARE NOT LIMITED TO CURRY
    AND SIPSEY.

    A TORNADO WATCH REMAINS IN EFFECT FOR THE WARNED AREA. IF A TORNADO
    IS SPOTTED... ACT QUICKLY AND MOVE TO A PLACE OF SAFETY IN A STURDY
    STRUCTURE...SUCH AS A BASEMENT OR SMALL INTERIOR ROOM.

    IN ADDITION TO DAMAGING WINDS...FREQUENT CLOUD TO GROUND LIGHTNING
    IS OCCURRING WITH THIS STORM. MOVE INDOORS IMMEDIATELY! LIGHTNING IS
    ONE OF NATURES NUMBER ONE KILLERS. REMEMBER...IF YOU CAN HEAR
    THUNDER...YOU ARE CLOSE ENOUGH TO BE STRUCK BY LIGHTNING.

    TO REPORT SEVERE WEATHER...
    CALL 1-800-856-0758.

    LAT...LON 3400 8750 3378 8749 3376 8703 3382 8696
    3390 8710 3401 8714

    $$

    61

    WWWW

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      ABC 33/40 E-WARN: Tornado Watch Outline Update

    From ABC 33/40 E-Warn:
    WOUS64 KWNS 152109
    WOU9

    BULLETIN - IMMEDIATE BROADCAST REQUESTED
    TORNADO WATCH OUTLINE UPDATE FOR WT 869
    NWS STORM PREDICTION CENTER NORMAN OK
    315 PM CST TUE NOV 15 2005

    TORNADO WATCH 869 IS IN EFFECT UNTIL 1100 PM CST FOR THE
    FOLLOWING LOCATIONS

    ALC033-043-057-059-075-077-079-083-089-093-103-107-127-133-
    160500-
    /O.NEW.KWNS.TO.A.0869.051115T2115Z-051116T0500Z/

    AL
    . ALABAMA COUNTIES INCLUDED ARE

    COLBERT CULLMAN FAYETTE
    FRANKLIN LAMAR LAUDERDALE
    LAWRENCE LIMESTONE MADISON
    MARION MORGAN PICKENS
    WALKER WINSTON
    $$

    MSC003-007-009-013-015-017-019-025-043-051-053-057-071-081-083-
    087-093-095-097-103-105-115-117-133-135-139-141-145-155-159-161-
    160500-
    /O.NEW.KWNS.TO.A.0869.051115T2115Z-051116T0500Z/

    MS
    . MISSISSIPPI COUNTIES INCLUDED ARE

    ALCORN ATTALA BENTON
    CALHOUN CARROLL CHICKASAW
    CHOCTAW CLAY GRENADA
    HOLMES HUMPHREYS ITAWAMBA
    LAFAYETTE LEE LEFLORE
    LOWNDES MARSHALL MONROE
    MONTGOMERY NOXUBEE OKTIBBEHA
    PONTOTOC PRENTISS SUNFLOWER
    TALLAHATCHIE TIPPAH TISHOMINGO
    UNION WEBSTER WINSTON
    YALOBUSHA
    $$

    TNC003-005-015-017-021-023-027-031-035-037-039-041-043-049-051-
    055-061-069-071-077-079-081-083-085-087-099-101-103-109-111-113-
    117-119-125-127-133-135-137-141-147-149-159-161-165-169-175-177-
    181-185-187-189-160500-
    /O.NEW.KWNS.TO.A.0869.051115T2115Z-051116T0500Z/

    TN
    . TENNESSEE COUNTIES INCLUDED ARE

    BEDFORD BENTON CANNON
    CARROLL CHEATHAM CHESTER
    CLAY COFFEE CUMBERLAND
    DAVIDSON DECATUR DE KALB
    DICKSON FENTRESS FRANKLIN
    GILES GRUNDY HARDEMAN
    HARDIN HENDERSON HENRY
    HICKMAN HOUSTON HUMPHREYS
    JACKSON LAWRENCE LEWIS
    LINCOLN MACON MADISON
    MARSHALL MAURY MCNAIRY
    MONTGOMERY MOORE OVERTON
    PERRY PICKETT PUTNAM
    ROBERTSON RUTHERFORD SMITH
    STEWART SUMNER TROUSDALE
    VAN BUREN WARREN WAYNE
    WHITE WILLIAMSON WILSON
    $$

    ATTN...WFO...HUN...OHX...MEG...JAN...BMX...

    WWWW

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      ABC 33/40 E-WARN: SPSBHM

    From ABC 33/40 E-Warn:
    WWUS84 KBMX 151354
    SPSBMX

    SPECIAL WEATHER STATEMENT
    NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE BIRMINGHAM AL
    755 AM CST TUE NOV 15 2005

    ALZ011>015-017>050-152200-
    AUTAUGA-BARBOUR-BIBB-BLOUNT-BULLOCK-CALHOUN-CHAMBERS-CHEROKEE-
    CHILTON-CLAY-CLEBURNE-COOSA-DALLAS-ELMORE-ETOWAH-FAYETTE-GREENE-HALE-
    JEFFERSON-LAMAR-LEE-LOWNDES-MACON-MARENGO-MARION-MONTGOMERY-PERRY-
    PICKENS-PIKE-RANDOLPH-RUSSELL-SHELBY-ST CLAIR-SUMTER-TALLADEGA-
    TALLAPOOSA-TUSCALOOSA-WALKER-WINSTON-
    755 AM CST TUE NOV 15 2005

    ...SEVERE WEATHER EVENT EXPECTED TODAY AND TONIGHT...

    A STRONG AND FAST MOVING COLD FRONT WILL RACE SOUTHWARD FROM THE
    MIDWEST TOWARD THE LOWER MISSISSIPPI VALLEY TODAY. THE FRONT WILL
    TRIGGER SEVERE WEATHER ACROSS MUCH OF THE SOUTHEAST THIS AFTERNOON
    AND TONIGHT.

    AS THE COLD FRONT AND UPPER LEVEL LOW MOVE CLOSER TO THE AREA...THE
    PRESSURE GRADIENT WILL TIGHTEN RESULTING IN SURFACE WINDS INCREASING
    TO 15 TO 20 MPH WITH GUSTS TO 30 MPH. A LAKE WIND ADVISORY IS IN
    EFFECT FOR TODAY AND TONIGHT. SEE BHMNPWBMX FOR MORE INFORMATION.

    WARM, MOIST, AND UNSTABLE AIR WILL PUSH STRONGLY NORTHWARD
    TODAY...FAVORING SEVERE WEATHER ACROSS ALABAMA THIS AFTERNOON, AND
    ESPECIALLY TONIGHT. ISOLATED SUPERCELL THUNDERSTORMS MAY DEVELOP
    AHEAD OF THE PRE-FRONTAL SQUALL LINE THIS AFTERNOON. SUPERCELLS
    OFTEN PRODUCE TORNADOES, LARGE HAIL, AND DAMAGING WINDS. THE SQUALL
    LINE IS EXPECTED MOVE INTO THE AREA AROUND 9 PM.

    THERE IS A MODERATE RISK OF SEVERE WEATHER. THE GREATEST RISK FOR
    SEVERE WEATHER IS ACROSS THE EXTREME NORTHWESTERN CORNER OF THE
    FORECAST AREA...INCLUDING PICKENS...LAMAR...FAYETTE...MARION...AND
    WINSTON COUNTIES...AND THE NORTHWESTERN PORTIONS OF SUMTER...
    GREENE...TUSCALOOSA...AND WALKER COUNTIES. TO THE SOUTH AND EAST OF
    THE MODERATE RISK AREA, TO JUST SOUTH OF THE INTERSTATE 85
    CORRIDOR...THERE IS A SLIGHT RISK OF SEVERE WEATHER. THE PRIMARY
    THREAT IN THE SLIGHT RISK AREA IS DAMAGING THUNDERSTORM WINDS...
    ISOLATED TORNADOES CAN NOT BE RULED OUT.

    REMEMBER...THIS IS FALL SEVERE WEATHER SEASON AND THE MONTH OF
    NOVEMBER HAS HISTORICALLY EXPERIENCED SIGNIFICANT OUTBREAKS OF
    SEVERE WEATHER. NOW IS THE TIME TO PREPARE FOR THE POSSIBILITY OF
    SEVERE WEATHER AFFECTING YOUR AREA THIS AFTERNOON AND TONIGHT. BE
    SURE TO HAVE A RELIABLE SOURCE FOR WEATHER INFORMATION. MOST
    ELECTRONICS DEPARTMENTS IN RETAIL STORES CARRY NOAA WEATHER RADIOS,
    AN EXCELLENT SOURCE OF WEATHER INFORMATION...INCLUDING AREA
    SPECIFIC WATCHES AND WARNINGS.

    AFTER PASSAGE OF THE COLD FRONT...MUCH COLDER...DRIER AIR WILL PUSH
    INTO THE REGION AND A FREEZE WARNING WILL LIKELY BE NEEDED FOR THE
    ENTIRE AREA WEDNESDAY NIGHT INTO THURSDAY MORNING.

    $$
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    Sunday, November 13, 2005
     
    I watched a movie with my friend Saturday night called Harold and Maude. I guess you would call it a black comedy. I loved the movie, and I'm not just saying that because there's a '58 Cadillac Hearse in it. The movie, which contains several realistic false suicides and a romantic relationship between a 19 year old man and a 79 year old woman, was strangely on the HBO Family channel. I guess you could say the movie is about growing up and accepting death and life. All I know is that it was funny in a dark and twisted way. And all of you know it's rare that I like anything dark and twisted.

    The redesign of Under The Moon continues. I don't want to promise anything because sometimes life happens, but I think we're about a week away from having it done. I'm amazed at how much work it takes to make things look easy, but that's the web design business and a key skill that we don't mind showing off. And we being, of course, jh2media.

     

    Wednesday, November 09, 2005
     
    There will be a Ghostbusters 3. So far, it's being called Ghostbusters in Hell.

    Yesterday, Tuesday, staffers of the Bush Administration had a refresher class in ethics. See, I heard something about that on The Daily Show with Jon Stewart Monday night. I thought it was a joke. But no, they actually had to have a refresher class in ethics at the White House on Tuesday.

    I'm worried about Scott McClellan. I think he needs to take some time off, or he'll end up snapping, maybe strangling kittens or something. I just hope Helen Thomas isn't sitting in the front row when he does snap. I think everybody in the press should chip in and get him a Bodhi Tree to take care of, help release some that stress.

    The redesign of this site is still underway. Things are taking as long as they take. I can't wait myself.

     

    Saturday, November 05, 2005
     
    The fire truck went down today while I was sitting outside. It was late in the day, and the sun had been behind dark clouds. So there wasn't much light to take a pic, but I tried anyway. It didn't dawn on me that fire trucks move fast which means they may not show up all that well.


    I worked a little on the redesign of this site today. While sick, and I'm still a bit sick, I didn't do anything. So when I sat down to do a little work, I had to spend some time figuring out how everything worked again. I'll do more work tomorrow. The site needs a change.

     

    Wednesday, November 02, 2005
     

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    Tuesday, November 01, 2005
     
    After the good fight, I went to the doctor yesterday. I have a bronchial infection, and I'm on some good medicine, which includes something with codeine... mmm codeine. Over the last few days of being sick, I've watched a lot of TV and slept. I've also had time to think about a few things that I want to point out.

    Orbs are not ghosts. Stop getting excited at seeing them. Orbs are dust, moisture, or possibly -- in the rare situation when they are not dust or moisture -- energy. 99% of the time, orbs are dust and moisture. I hate seeing people get all excited at an orb.

    I watched a lot of Most Haunted Live on the Travel Channel. Most Haunted is a British ghost hunting show. I will admit to finding it entertaining, but it is not serious ghost hunting. They seem to use very little equipment outside of a video camera. They use psychics, which you can not use as scientific proof no matter how eerily correct they seem to be. They also seem to turn a lot of things into ouija boards. They even have a table with wheels on it they bring into places and all touch. This is not scientific. Like I said, I do find it entertaining. Why? Because these people are highly susceptible and prone to scaring the crap out of themselves. I don't think they're are faking. I just think they are scaring themselves and freaking out on their own. That doesn't mean that there isn't some kind of supernatural influence going on. There probably is. I'm just saying the show is not a good example of ghost hunting.

    Exxon reported a $9.9 billion profit last quarter. That's last quarter, not all year. And that's a profit. That's after they paid for the oil and turned it into gas, and paid all their employees and bills. They had $9.9 billion extra. I'm troubled by the fact that most Americans haven't taken to the street yelling at the top of their lungs. Do you know why gas is so expensive? It's because of greedy oil companies. $9.9 billion profit. Imagine how cheap gas would be if Exxon applied that $9.9 billion gas prices.

    I think scooters are going to be a big Christmas gift this year. Why? I keep hearing about some special scooter on TV.

    That's all I can think of right now. There's been a ton on my mind lately. I need to go rest some more. I'm sick as a dog, but I do feel better than I did. I hope to be doing more soon like getting back to the redesign of this site. But for now, I need to get healthy.

     



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