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WUUS54 KBMX 112042
SVRBMX
ALC073-127-112115-
/O.NEW.KBMX.SV.W.0093.070411T2041Z-070411T2115Z/
BULLETIN - EAS ACTIVATION REQUESTED
SEVERE THUNDERSTORM WARNING
NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE BIRMINGHAM AL
341 PM CDT WED APR 11 2007
THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN BIRMINGHAM HAS ISSUED A
* SEVERE THUNDERSTORM WARNING FOR...
NORTHWESTERN JEFFERSON COUNTY IN CENTRAL ALABAMA...
THIS INCLUDES THE CITIES OF...FULTONDALE...FORESTDALE...
ADAMSVILLE...
SOUTHEASTERN WALKER COUNTY IN CENTRAL ALABAMA...
* UNTIL 415 PM CDT
* AT 338 PM CDT...NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE DOPPLER RADAR INDICATED A
SEVERE THUNDERSTORM CAPABLE OF PRODUCING PENNY SIZE HAIL. THIS
STORM WAS LOCATED 15 MILES WEST OF BIRMINGPORT...OR ABOUT 19
MILES SOUTHWEST OF CORDOVA...AND MOVING EAST AT 45 MPH.
* THE SEVERE THUNDERSTORM WILL BE NEAR...
BIRMINGPORT BY 355 PM CDT...
ADAMSVILLE AND MAYTOWN BY 405 PM CDT...
GRAYSVILLE...BROOKSIDE...SAYRE AND FORESTDALE BY 410 PM CDT...
6 MILES NORTHWEST OF FULTONDALE BY 415 PM CDT...
A TORNADO WATCH REMAINS IN EFFECT FOR THE WARNED AREA. IF A TORNADO
IS SPOTTED... ACT QUICKLY AND MOVE TO A PLACE OF SAFETY IN A STURDY
STRUCTURE...SUCH AS A BASEMENT OR SMALL INTERIOR ROOM.
A TORNADO WATCH REMAINS IN EFFECT UNTIL 800 PM CDT WEDNESDAY EVENING
FOR ALABAMA.
TO REPORT SEVERE WEATHER...
CALL 1-800-856-0758.
LAT...LON 3378 8684 3357 8678 3346 8732 3349 8732
3348 8729 3351 8728 3351 8725 3353 8727
3353 8731 3359 8733 3362 8742 3362 8742
$$
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WFUS54 KBMX 111946
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ALC127-112015-
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BULLETIN - EAS ACTIVATION REQUESTED
TORNADO WARNING
NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE BIRMINGHAM AL
245 PM CDT WED APR 11 2007
THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN BIRMINGHAM HAS ISSUED A
* TORNADO WARNING FOR...
WALKER COUNTY IN CENTRAL ALABAMA...
THIS INCLUDES THE CITIES OF...SUMITON...CORDOVA...
* UNTIL 315 PM CDT
* AT 243 PM CDT...NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE DOPPLER RADAR INDICATED A
SEVERE THUNDERSTORM CAPABLE OF PRODUCING A TORNADO NEAR PARRISH...
OR ABOUT 7 MILES SOUTHWEST OF CORDOVA...MOVING EAST AT 25 MPH.
* THE TORNADO WILL BE NEAR...
CORDOVA BY 300 PM CDT...
DORA BY 310 PM CDT...
SUMITON BY 315 PM CDT...
THE SAFEST PLACE TO BE DURING A TORNADO IS IN A BASEMENT. GET UNDER A
WORKBENCH OR OTHER PIECE OF STURDY FURNITURE. IF NO BASEMENT IS
AVAILABLE...SEEK SHELTER ON THE LOWEST FLOOR OF THE BUILDING IN AN
INTERIOR HALLWAY OR ROOM SUCH AS A CLOSET. USE BLANKETS OR PILLOWS TO
COVER YOUR BODY AND ALWAYS STAY AWAY FROM WINDOWS.
IF IN MOBILE HOMES OR VEHICLES...EVACUATE THEM AND GET INSIDE A
SUBSTANTIAL SHELTER. IF NO SHELTER IS AVAILABLE...LIE FLAT IN THE
NEAREST DITCH OR OTHER LOW SPOT AND COVER YOUR HEAD WITH YOUR HANDS.
A TORNADO WATCH REMAINS IN EFFECT UNTIL 800 PM CDT WEDNESDAY EVENING
FOR ALABAMA.
TO REPORT SEVERE WEATHER...
CALL 1-800-856-0758.
LAT...LON 3378 8736 3360 8730 3367 8708 3384 8700
3390 8710
$$
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WUUS54 KBMX 111943
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ALC127-112015-
/O.NEW.KBMX.SV.W.0091.070411T1943Z-070411T2015Z/
BULLETIN - EAS ACTIVATION REQUESTED
SEVERE THUNDERSTORM WARNING
NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE BIRMINGHAM AL
243 PM CDT WED APR 11 2007
THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN BIRMINGHAM HAS ISSUED A
* SEVERE THUNDERSTORM WARNING FOR...
WALKER COUNTY IN CENTRAL ALABAMA...
THIS INCLUDES THE CITIES OF...JASPER...CORDOVA...
* UNTIL 315 PM CDT
* AT 239 PM CDT...NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE DOPPLER RADAR INDICATED A
SEVERE THUNDERSTORM CAPABLE OF PRODUCING PENNY SIZE HAIL. THIS
STORM WAS LOCATED NEAR PARRISH...OR ABOUT 8 MILES SOUTHWEST OF
CORDOVA...AND MOVING EAST AT 45 MPH.
* THE SEVERE THUNDERSTORM WILL BE NEAR...
CORDOVA BY 250 PM CDT...
DORA BY 255 PM CDT...
A TORNADO WATCH REMAINS IN EFFECT FOR THE WARNED AREA. IF A TORNADO
IS SPOTTED... ACT QUICKLY AND MOVE TO A PLACE OF SAFETY IN A STURDY
STRUCTURE...SUCH AS A BASEMENT OR SMALL INTERIOR ROOM.
TO REPORT SEVERE WEATHER...
CALL 1-800-856-0758.
LAT...LON 3376 8741 3359 8734 3362 8720 3381 8700
3395 8727
$$
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WOUS64 KWNS 111838
WOU4
BULLETIN - IMMEDIATE BROADCAST REQUESTED
TORNADO WATCH OUTLINE UPDATE FOR WT 124
NWS STORM PREDICTION CENTER NORMAN OK
140 PM CDT WED APR 11 2007
TORNADO WATCH 124 IS IN EFFECT UNTIL 800 PM CDT FOR THE
FOLLOWING LOCATIONS
ALC001-007-009-021-033-037-043-047-049-051-055-057-059-063-065-
071-073-075-079-083-085-089-091-093-095-101-103-105-107-115-117-
119-121-125-127-133-120100-
/O.NEW.KWNS.TO.A.0124.070411T1840Z-070412T0100Z/
AL
. ALABAMA COUNTIES INCLUDED ARE
AUTAUGA BIBB BLOUNT
CHILTON COLBERT COOSA
CULLMAN DALLAS DEKALB
ELMORE ETOWAH FAYETTE
FRANKLIN GREENE HALE
JACKSON JEFFERSON LAMAR
LAWRENCE LIMESTONE LOWNDES
MADISON MARENGO MARION
MARSHALL MONTGOMERY MORGAN
PERRY PICKENS SHELBY
ST. CLAIR SUMTER TALLADEGA
TUSCALOOSA WALKER WINSTON
$$
MSC023-061-069-075-087-099-101-103-159-120100-
/O.NEW.KWNS.TO.A.0124.070411T1840Z-070412T0100Z/
MS
. MISSISSIPPI COUNTIES INCLUDED ARE
CLARKE JASPER KEMPER
LAUDERDALE LOWNDES NESHOBA
NEWTON NOXUBEE WINSTON
$$
ATTN...WFO...BMX...JAN...HUN...
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There doesn't seem to be any kind of parental control feature in Joost yet. The new shows do say what age they are suitable for if they're not PGish. I imagine eventually, there'll have to be some kind of parental control feature.
Now if you'll excuse me, there's an episode of World of Stupid featuring The Dudesons.
WUUS54 KBMX 040456
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ALC127-040600-
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BULLETIN - EAS ACTIVATION REQUESTED
SEVERE THUNDERSTORM WARNING
NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE BIRMINGHAM AL
1156 PM CDT TUE APR 3 2007
THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE IN BIRMINGHAM HAS ISSUED A
* SEVERE THUNDERSTORM WARNING FOR...
WALKER COUNTY IN CENTRAL ALABAMA...
THIS INCLUDES THE CITIES OF...SUMITON...JASPER...CORDOVA...
* UNTIL 100 AM CDT
* AT 1153 PM CDT...NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE DOPPLER RADAR INDICATED A
SEVERE THUNDERSTORM CAPABLE OF PRODUCING NICKEL SIZE HAIL...AND
DAMAGING WINDS IN EXCESS OF 60 MPH. THIS STORM WAS LOCATED NEAR
CARBON HILL...OR ABOUT 15 MILES EAST OF WINFIELD...AND MOVING EAST
AT 40 MPH.
* THE SEVERE THUNDERSTORM WILL BE NEAR...
6 MILES NORTH OF JASPER BY 1215 AM CDT...
IN ADDITION TO LARGE HAIL AND DAMAGING WINDS...CONTINUOUS CLOUD TO
GROUND LIGHTNING IS OCCURRING WITH THIS STORM. MOVE INDOORS
IMMEDIATELY! LIGHTNING IS ONE OF NATURES NUMBER ONE KILLERS.
REMEMBER...IF YOU CAN HEAR THUNDER...YOU ARE CLOSE ENOUGH TO BE
STRUCK BY LIGHTNING.
TO REPORT SEVERE WEATHER...
CALL 1-800-856-0758.
LAT...LON 3400 8765 3387 8763 3369 8705 3385 8696
3400 8711
$$
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WOUS64 KWNS 031912
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BULLETIN - IMMEDIATE BROADCAST REQUESTED
SEVERE THUNDERSTORM WATCH OUTLINE UPDATE FOR WS 113
NWS STORM PREDICTION CENTER NORMAN OK
215 PM CDT TUE APR 3 2007
SEVERE THUNDERSTORM WATCH 113 IS IN EFFECT UNTIL 900 PM CDT
FOR THE FOLLOWING LOCATIONS
ALC009-015-019-029-033-043-049-055-059-071-073-077-079-083-089-
095-103-115-127-133-040200-
/O.NEW.KWNS.SV.A.0113.070403T1915Z-070404T0200Z/
AL
. ALABAMA COUNTIES INCLUDED ARE
BLOUNT CALHOUN CHEROKEE
CLEBURNE COLBERT CULLMAN
DEKALB ETOWAH FRANKLIN
JACKSON JEFFERSON LAUDERDALE
LAWRENCE LIMESTONE MADISON
MARSHALL MORGAN ST. CLAIR
WALKER WINSTON
$$
GAC015-045-047-055-083-097-115-129-143-213-223-233-295-313-
040200-
/O.NEW.KWNS.SV.A.0113.070403T1915Z-070404T0200Z/
GA
. GEORGIA COUNTIES INCLUDED ARE
BARTOW CARROLL CATOOSA
CHATTOOGA DADE DOUGLAS
FLOYD GORDON HARALSON
MURRAY PAULDING POLK
WALKER WHITFIELD
$$
KYC003-009-029-031-053-057-061-085-087-093-099-123-141-169-171-
183-213-227-040200-
/O.NEW.KWNS.SV.A.0113.070403T1915Z-070404T0200Z/
KY
. KENTUCKY COUNTIES INCLUDED ARE
ALLEN BARREN BULLITT
BUTLER CLINTON CUMBERLAND
EDMONSON GRAYSON GREEN
HARDIN HART LARUE
LOGAN METCALFE MONROE
OHIO SIMPSON WARREN
$$
TNC003-005-007-015-021-027-031-035-037-041-043-049-051-055-061-
065-081-083-085-087-099-101-103-111-115-117-119-125-127-133-135-
137-141-147-149-153-159-161-165-169-175-177-181-185-187-189-
040200-
/O.NEW.KWNS.SV.A.0113.070403T1915Z-070404T0200Z/
TN
. TENNESSEE COUNTIES INCLUDED ARE
BEDFORD BENTON BLEDSOE
CANNON CHEATHAM CLAY
COFFEE CUMBERLAND DAVIDSON
DEKALB DICKSON FENTRESS
FRANKLIN GILES GRUNDY
HAMILTON HICKMAN HOUSTON
HUMPHREYS JACKSON LAWRENCE
LEWIS LINCOLN MACON
MARION MARSHALL MAURY
MONTGOMERY MOORE OVERTON
PERRY PICKETT PUTNAM
ROBERTSON RUTHERFORD SEQUATCHIE
SMITH STEWART SUMNER
TROUSDALE VAN BUREN WARREN
WAYNE WHITE WILLIAMSON
WILSON
$$
ATTN...WFO...BMX...OHX...MRX...HUN...LMK...FFC...
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From a Hole in the Sky
13 Stories of Horror, Madness, and Religion make up this dark-kudzu collection. A city run by angels with demanding burial rites. A white van jostling with clowns and warnings about sleep. A weeping pastor with a dead man in a boat. Homicide, Suicide, Jesus, and The Devil. To join a family, you're going to need some stitches. Kids today on their way to cut grass and play cowboys and injuns'. A hole in the ground where poor John Henry met a foul ending. And unholy birthing machines with a chosen one. All this and more. Where do bad things come from? They come FROM A HOLE IN THE SKY.
The Alabama Weather Blog
A blog of the current forecasts, watches, and warnings for the state of Alabama. The posts are automatically generated from E-forecast and E-warn e-mails from my local ABC Network Affiliate, ABC 33/40. The images are from the National Weather Service. The site will refresh itself every ten minutes.
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